Thursday, January 20, 2011

Conversational Snippet #9: Retro Edition!

Me: So...The Boy's gonna move in with me.

Shambolicguru: And you've been together how long?

Me: Four months.

Shambolicguru: Four months?!?  Are you sure you're ready for cohabitation?  That's a pretty intense change in intimacy levels.

Me: I know it may seem kind of fast, but I have a good feeling about this boy.  Sometimes you just know, y'know?

Shambolicguru: Yeah, but four months?  Most people aren't even fully being themselves around the other person by that point.  Like, have you farted in front of him yet?

Me: Dude, I've farted on him.

Shambolicguru: ............................................You'll be fine.

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