Me: So...The Boy's gonna move in with me.
Shambolicguru: And you've been together how long?
Me: Four months.
Shambolicguru: Four months?!? Are you sure you're ready for cohabitation? That's a pretty intense change in intimacy levels.
Me: I know it may seem kind of fast, but I have a good feeling about this boy. Sometimes you just know, y'know?
Shambolicguru: Yeah, but four months? Most people aren't even fully being themselves around the other person by that point. Like, have you farted in front of him yet?
Me: Dude, I've farted on him.
Shambolicguru: ............................................You'll be fine.
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