Friday, December 10, 2010

Open Letter to a Spammer

Dear sir or madam,

Thank you for your generous offer to add up to 2" to the length of my penis.  However, I do not in fact possess a penis.  Furthermore, if I woke up one day to find that I had spontaneously grown a penis, its size would be the least of my concerns. 

In conclusion: your ongoing interest in enhancing my boudoir activities through organ enlargement is creepy touching, but unnecessary.  Please remove me from your mailing list.

Kind regards,
Meredith Viner


  1. LMAO! Love it. And so true, too. I can't tell you how much penis-spam I get per day. Makes me wonder...

  2. The phrase "penis-spam" is seeming funnier and funnier every time I read it. :D