Thank you for your generous offer to add up to 2" to the length of my penis. However, I do not in fact possess a penis. Furthermore, if I woke up one day to find that I had spontaneously grown a penis, its size would be the least of my concerns.
In conclusion: your ongoing interest in enhancing my boudoir activities through organ enlargement is
Kind regards,
Meredith Viner
LMAO! Love it. And so true, too. I can't tell you how much penis-spam I get per day. Makes me wonder...
ReplyDeleteThe phrase "penis-spam" is seeming funnier and funnier every time I read it. :D
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