Gender Wednesday: Selective Hearing

If I tell someone I bought a shirt for my boyfriend, they would assume that the shirt was an actual gift for him - i.e. that he would be the one wearing it.

If I tell someone I bought pants for my boyfriend, they would assume that he would be the one wearing the pants.

If I tell someone I bought socks for my boyfriend, they would assume that he would be the one wearing the socks.

But if I tell someone I bought lingerie for my boyfriend...