Sunday, December 5, 2010

Conversational Snippet #3: Pizza Party

(While standing in line at Pizza Pizza)

Boy: I've never understood the concept of the "Party Pizza".  Aren't all pizzas purchased for some kind of party?

Me: Not funeral pizzas*. 

Boy: A funeral is a kind of party, too, really.

Me: [Thinking about it for a moment] That's true.  A party where the guest of honour is always late**.


*not a real far as I know.

**'cause "late" is a polite euphemism for dead!  SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

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