This one is directly related to the previous Word of the Day, btw.
So the other day, Birch was doing that thing of rubbing his nose and cheeks all over my fingers. And I sez to The Boy, I sez, "Hey, Boy! Check it out: snoutercourse!"
(You know, like outercourse only with an animal's face instead of someone's genitals.)
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I WENT THERE.