Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Conversational Snippet #16: Mein BAMF*

Boy: I like living with you, but sometimes I miss the days when I lived with a string of various roommates.  It was kinda cool having different people around all the time.

Me: If you need variety, I can try to provide that for you...

Boy: No, that's okay.

Me: I can wear a fake mustache on occasion!

Boy: Um, no thank you.

Me: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT!  A fake mustache!  Randomly!  You'll think I'm a whole other person.  Try me!

Boy: No.

Me: Vat if I vas German from time to time?  Vould you enjoy zat?

Boy: ......Kind of.

*BadAss MotherFucker.


  1. Um, the occasionally German sounds kind of awesome hot.

  2. Yeah...I really wish I was better at fake accents. :(

    On the other hand, I actually speak some German (I took it in high school), so that's a plus!