Thursday, May 19, 2011

Conversational Snippet #14: don't do WHAT to your WHAT!?

[The Boy and I are sitting on the couch, discussing how best to take photos of my paintings]

Me: ...Maybe if I stood back and used the camera zoom...?

Boy: You should never zoom unless you're using a tripod.

Me: You're a tripod!

Boy:  Am not!  That third appendage is clearly not a leg.  It doesn't have a foot on the end of it.

Me: [Placing my foot on The Boy's lap]: it does now! 

Boy: I see what you did there.

[As I remove my foot from The Boy's crotch, a bit of floor grit rubs off onto him.]

Boy: Please don't wipe gross things on my beautiful nutsack.

6 comments:

  1. ... it was a gooey half-composted orange peel

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  2. Also *cues Manson music*

    THE BEAUTIFUL NUTSACK! THE BEAUTIFUL NUTSACK!
    It's all relative to the size of your ass crack!

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  3. I LOL'd, and I do not LOL lightly. :)

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  4. OH MY GOD, BOY, PLEASE STOP SINGING THAT SONG. And the orange peel would've been a few hours old, tops. :P

    wimsey: you watch...it sneaks up on you...you'll have random flashbacks and start giggling.

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  5. bwahahahaha, i read this out loud to my guy and the response was, "that sounds like us." especially the "you're a tripod" part, that is basically the form for my response to... everything.

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  6. It makes me happy that other couples are dorks like us. :D

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