[I have just come home from the store to find that The Boy is home from work and sitting on the couch.]
Me: Hello, Pretty. How was your d-- OH MY GOD YOU GOT POTATO CHIPS, YAY!!!!
Boy: I did. But also? I'm naked.
Me: Yeah, no, I noticed that and I was going to remark on it. But then I saw the chips and got distracted.
Me: Hey, I've seen you naked pretty recently. It's been a longer time since I've had chips.
Boy: Fair enough.