I just realized I forgot to do a blog post for my latest Zazzle card!
This card has my painting of a sadistic robot on the front. The robot is wearing a leather chest-harness and has a flogger for a hand. Inside the card, in a computery-looking font, it says "The BDSMulator's sensors have detected naughtiness. Prepare for festive asswhupping." On the back it says "Season's beatings!"
If you want the card to say something different, though, you can easily change it up! It's fully customizable.