First, I invented wall-mountable Glitter Bacon. Then, the approaching holiday season inspired me and I adapted the design into tree-hangable Glitter Bacon!
Life-sized, realistic-looking bacon! Copious amounts of superfine gold holographic microglitter! Coordinating gold-coloured S-hooks for hanging! Truly, these ornaments are the pinnacle of human achievement. And if you enter the code SHESAIDPOPBLOG at checkout, you'll get a 15% discount on them! Or on anything else in my Artfire store, for that matter. But only 'til December 31st.
So, y'know, don't wait too long to start shopping. :D