The Boy and I are watching Star Trek fan-made music videos on YouTube.
Boy: The cast of the original Trek must've gotten so many weird injuries over the course of the show...like, I know all the main actors have tintinitus now...
Me: "Tinnitus." Tintinitus is the compulsion to plaster one's hair forward, leaving a cowlick at the front. How did they get tinnitus?
Boy: Because of all the explosions and stuff. [Long pause] ...Shut the fuck up.
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