I saw a commercial today for a credit card with your choice of custom photo: you could have a credit card where the whole background of the card is a picture of your kids or your dog or whatever.
You might assume that if I were to get such a card, I'd use a picture of lingerie-clad Boy drizzled with maple syrup, but no*. I'd opt for a nice G-rated photo of myself...holding a sign that says, "If someone other than me tries to use this card, please call the authorities immediately."
What can I say? I'm a practical gal.
*Those pictures** are for t-shirts, mugs, and Christmas cards.
**I'm kidding; I don't actually have any photos of The Boy drizzled with maple syrup. But now I totally want some. And also I just made myself crave pancakes, which I can't have because they contain gluten, so I guess the joke's on me. :(