The Comedy Network runs a message before many of their programs warning us of impending "mild language" and it drives me crazy.
What the warning seems to mean is that the show doesn't have swear words but does have some phrases that people might object to. That, my friends, isn't "mild language"; it's "mild bad language" or "mildly offensive language." Mild language would be things like "Would you like a spot of tea?" or "Land's sakes, Mr. Pennyfeather, what a rapscallion you are!"
In summation, whoever is writing these warnings is a language-impaired pickaninny ne'er-do-well who can EAT MY GIANT BLUEBERRY SCONE. With BUTTER.