The Boy and I are walking home from the grocery store.
Me: Is...is that ice cream truck playing La Cucaracha?!*
Boy: Oh my god, it is! That is totally an 8-bit** version of La Cucaracha.
Me: Maybe they've had a bunch of health code violations and they're trying to subtly warn us.
Me [in a cheesy "little kid" voice]: "Gosh, Mister, this ice cream is great! What are these crunchy bits?"
Me: BAH HA HA HA I WIN!!!!!!!!
*It's this song. "Cucaracha" is Spanish for cockroach.
**8-bit music is basically what all the 80s video games had. Very simple, plinky-and-beepy-sounding synthesizer tunes. Now people sometimes cover more recent music in that style for fun. It's kind of awesome.