Monday, October 8, 2012

Conversational Snippet #20: Oh great, now I crave hot dogs.

[The Boy and I are sitting on the bed, hanging out.  As usual, he is naked.  He has just made a horrible joke.]

Me: Arrrrrrgh that was so awful.  I should give you a wedgie.

Boy: But I'm naked so I'm immune.  Ha!

[I give his pelvis a speculative look, wondering about the efficacy of trying to "wedgie" him with the blanket he's sitting on.]

Boy [following my gaze]: NO!  DON'T DO IT!

[I realize he thought I was going to try to reach through his legs and yank his junk up into his asscrack.]

Me: Ooooh.  How delightfully evil.  What would you even call that?  An "atomic wedgie" is when you pull the back of someone's underwear right over their what do we call this?

Boy: Armageddon wedgie?  Uber-wedgie?

Me: I think we need to abandon the entire "wedgie" paradigm for this one.  Ooooh!  I have it!  Pulling a guy's junk back through his legs and up his asscrack is...a "chili dog."

Boy: ...?

Me: ...Because you're putting the wiener and beans between the buns.

Boy: There is not enough facepalm in the world for what you just said.

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