Boy: I like living with you, but sometimes I miss the days when I lived with a string of various roommates. It was kinda cool having different people around all the time.
Me: If you need variety, I can try to provide that for you...
Boy: No, that's okay.
Me: I can wear a fake mustache on occasion!
Boy: Um, no thank you.
Me: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT! A fake mustache! Randomly! You'll think I'm a whole other person. Try me!
Boy: No.
Me: Vat if I vas German from time to time? Vould you enjoy zat?
Boy: ......Kind of.
*BadAss MotherFucker.
Um, the occasionally German sounds kind of awesome hot.
ReplyDeleteYeah...I really wish I was better at fake accents. :(
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I actually speak some German (I took it in high school), so that's a plus!